What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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