Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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