My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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