i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the day after is always just damage control
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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