I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I need to stop coming to work sober
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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