How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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