She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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