Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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