I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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