just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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