I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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i dont even know how to be here
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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