Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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