i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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