I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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