Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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