he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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