One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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