your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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