...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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YAS. BRING CRAB.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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