The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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