Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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