Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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