I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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