Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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