ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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