It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He passed out mid-signature
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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