Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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