Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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