so that wasnt chicken after all
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize