he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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