Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
