I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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