you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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