HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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