if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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