i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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