Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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