STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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