Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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