Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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