this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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