I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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