sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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