So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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