so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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