But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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