So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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