you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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