Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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