why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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